With fake spider webs, creepy music, bloody costumes and ghoulish signs, the housewarming party I went to last night went off with a bang.
Uhm… housewarming party?
Yes. See, in Australia, everything runs backwards like the toilets and clocks. Kangaroos hop down the streets and instead of traditional housewarming parties they choose to have a Halloween party. It was strange.
We spent our time drinking with the vampire in the daily photo, and that totally reminded me of the time a sexy vampire served me coffee.
And that’s all I’ve got today people. You don’t like it? Bite me!