So, you have a great day at work as things are calming down and you’re all caught up. The stress of the last couple of months starts to fade away, and that crick in your neck from constant computer ticket attack mode is slightly less noticeable. You feel great, and you feel even better when you find out that your vacation pay is on the way… oh yes, a week’s pay directly in your pocket.
Elated, flabbergasted, you struggle to find the right words as you realize this will make up for the $500 you’re behind from buying the wonderful camera with which you used to take these hysterical pictures. Finally, back on track!
“Out of my way world!” you say with gusto as you excitedly dial, no wait (you’ve decided to play it cool), as you confidently dial the nearest health department. You explain where you’re going and halfway through the list of countries the doctor interjects, “You’re going to need everything, you.”
“Everything?” you say.
“Everything.”
In a final attempt to make the most of an unexpected turn of tone, and mainly to keep the cool-vibe you’ve had going thus far, you throw caution to the wind. “Sign me up.”
“Ok, that’ll be 20,000 travel shots at $20,000 a piece.”
The blank stare on your face turns to horror as you realize not only are you getting a million jabs, but you are also going to pay a million dollars for them. So much for back on track!
Maybe next time little girl, maybe next time.
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