You might not expect it but this Silverton Cafe actually sells shit.
No, it’s not listed on the menu when you walk inside, but it is there. It’s not baked shit, or fried shit, or even toasted shit. They don’t put it on the grill or in the microwave; they don’t put it in the refrigerator.
The friendly woman that works there doesn’t slice it, stew it or marinate it. She doesn’t mix it into batter, and she definitely doesn’t blend it into a shit smoothie.
You won’t find shit soup, shit mash or shit split. You won’t order shit with bacon and toast.
Nope, not here.
In Silverton, their shit simply comes in a can.
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January 24, 2010 at 11:00 pm
LOL
I have been there but didn’t see this shit on shelves 
January 25, 2010 at 10:58 am
I see you can buy road kill too, if you don’t feel like taking shit.
What is in those cans? Is it actually… erm… shit?
January 25, 2010 at 4:36 pm
I might have gotten a little carried away on this blog post. haha http://bit.ly/89amVv
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January 26, 2010 at 1:01 am
omg. gross. the first thing i thought of was the big trend of reindeer shit people were decorating here in the states but that brings it to a new level!
January 26, 2010 at 2:36 am
Now ain’t that some shit!
January 26, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Damnnn, that’s some good shit. Hilarious.
January 27, 2010 at 8:22 am
What for? Is it drug or something?
January 27, 2010 at 8:37 am
Haha, no it's just a funny souvenir.
January 27, 2010 at 8:48 am
very funny unless you try open it
January 27, 2010 at 8:44 pm
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/The-Turds-Family-SHIT-STIRRER_W0QQitemZ370281457320QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Homeware_Kitchenware?hash=item56367ea6a8#ht_500wt_956
January 27, 2010 at 8:50 pm
in fact Australians are used to sell shit, it may be good support for their economics, perhaps we should try this